Yule (b)Log!

Holiday Effigy

Aloha, dear readers! It's been an unexpectedly busy season here at Destructible Man! Lots of work and not much time for play -- but never fear, what we have in store for you in the next few weeks will certainly knock somebody's head off of someone else's shoulders! So please accept our humble apologies for the past sparsity of posts and allow The Flying Maciste Brothers to wish each and every one of you dummies out there a happy and thoughtful holiday season.

For us, there could be no Christmas without a Yule Log. For the non-initiated, a yule log is a log that burns for 2 or 3 hrs on one TV channel on Xmas while traditional holiday songs play in the background. Very festive.

So let us celebrate the biggest dummy of them all and the Mother of All Dummies -- Mr. ÜberEffigy#1 -- Jesus Christ -- with our own humble version of the Yule Log. Sorry to say that it can't go on for 2 or 3 hours... Unless you just keep clicking the play button every six minutes or so. That's your choice entirely.

Oakie Dokie, here is the premiere of the First Annual Destructible Man Yule (b)Log!





Take a breath. A sip of nog. Press play and resume the festivities.




Happy Holidays!



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